momlonde:

righteouskungfu:

dersely:

momlonde:

do you ever see a photograph of someone really attractive from like the 1800s and you suddenly get pissed because they’ve been dead for like 200 years and you probably don’t have a chance with them

“probably”

“We have to go back”

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you are the first person to add a comment to this that wasnt doctor who and it made me smile too bless your soul

humoristics:

a guy once told my lesbian friend that being a lesbian is a huge turn off for guys and that she’ll never find a boyfriend.

starkweek:

jesus, take the wheel. now put it in first - no, put the clutch in and - jesus, what the fuck, you said you could drive stick

viexon:

tvviter:

purpleinkstains:

awesome-fucking-australian:

australian-government:

boiling water challenge would’ve been more fun but you can probably do it just once 

I nominate Robin Thicke

I nominate Justin Bieber

I nominate Nash Grier

I nominate Tony Abbott

illkim:

When the teacher groups you up with your friends for a project

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(Source: illkim)

drinklust:

once i got very drunk in a bar and my mum had to pick me up so i was trying to act normal by keeping the conversation so i asked her if shes a virgin and she looked at me with pain in her eyes and said “i wish i was”

(Source: drinklust)